Beer Goggles

If ever I forget...Here's another reminder why moderation in all things is to be admired...LOL!

One of my closest friends, Jared, introduced me to Bloodhound Gang. Their song "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" is classic.

Truthfully, I'm not much of a big drinker...due to prior experience I'm cautious. Too much of a control freak. That and I'm not big on drinking and driving. I've only been mildly drunk twice in my life...and never to the point of puking. Both times were wild fun. And I was with people I trust.

Now back to Jared, he's a riot. He called me up tonight a tad drunk. The thing about him...he's gay. And he's the coolest, funniest guy I know. He's also the only person who's ever managed to get me a tad bit tipsy.

He called me tonight because he'd been drinking, he was horny...and he said he was in the mood for phone sex. With me, apparently. I found this to be hysterical. He's like that. His boyfriend was at work. He told me to talk dirty to him. He never ceases to make me laugh.