Freaks and Geeks

I'm in love....

I'm in love with technology....electronics....and now...Oakley just made my nipples hard. They came out with this AMAZING new pair of shades... And they're Bluetooth enabled, too. They were smart about it...partnered up with Motorola. Now I'm thinking I may have to shell out a few hundred bucks for a new pair of shades. I NEVER spend that much on that stuff, but I can justify it if there's built in technology.

Yes, yes....I'm one of those geeks. I got a microwave with a fancy touchscreen panel that could sing to you and give you recipes. I've been dying to get this smoothtop range that has a built in convection oven...AND...a built in refrigerator. I know. I know. Insane, right? But say...I want fresh cinnamon rolls in the morning for breakfast (I love to bake to relax)...I can chill them in the oven, then set the oven to turn on at a certain time...and to shut off, too...so that the smell of cinnamon buns can be the first thing I smell. How cool is that?

Then there are the PDA's....and the Cell phones....

Don't even get me started on the cell phones. :-)

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And now the pool is almost done! They laid the quartz, they smoothed it out. They filled the pool with water. Tomorrow they turn on the pumps and start the treating process. I'll be able to swim in it by next week! Notice the pool bench? I'm thinking it looks like the perfect spot for a bootie call! :-x

Hey, I figure work hard, play harder! And I've been busting my bootie, so I'm taking my playtime seriously.

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You know what else amused me?

The Carolina Panthers cheerleaders' story. They come down to Trampa and get in a drunken barroom catfight in the ladies loo.... Well, two of them did. And wound up getting arrested. What's this world coming to?

Apparently they were performing most every straight man's fantasy together...alone...in one of the stalls. The other patrons didn't appreciate it because they had to wait in line to use the lavatory...and I'm also guessing they could hear the noises and one or two uptight types got their knickers in a twist.

Go figure!

Guess they should've used the mens room! :-D