Scandals and Sex Toys

A friend of mine sent me this a couple of weeks back. It's real article from a UK newspaper.

Is it wrong that I found this hysterical...And at the same time could totally understand the woman's motivation?

Hey, it's just a way to spice up grocery shopping, right? I think the only thing that could've been better is if someone else had been holding on to the remote control.

Kinky fun gone awry!

Not that it would shock me or anything...

I still remember calling the Post Op ward to get a bed for a gentleman with a Penile fracture... I didn't think you could fracture the beast.... and as this poor guy was recovering...all I could think of was...Hmmm, I wonder if they cast the thing? ;-)

Then there was the woman who thought it would be all kinds of kinky fun to shove a thermometer in her hubby's urethra... I'm still confused as to what she was thinking... The thermometer could've broken...then what? It was a mercury thermometer.

But my all time favorite was the college student home for winter break who lost her B.O.B. inside...and couldn't get it out.

Yeah, the longer you live...the more strange stuff you see....